Quotes, or "Gosh I wish I hadn't said that"
The following quotes were overheard at various events.
Some are funny because they are taken out of context, some because they weren't
The speaker's identity has been kept secret to avoid embarassment.
(But we know who you are!)
Some are funny because they are taken out of context, some because they weren't
The speaker's identity has been kept secret to avoid embarassment.
(But we know who you are!)
| "It wasn't ON the thrones, it was BEHIND the thrones." |
| "If I'd known they were going to make me a Lady, I wouldn't have got so drunk." |
| "Look, HE tied it so HE can untie you." |
| "Get in here and get this dress off me." |
| "I didn't break it, I just have to sew the tip on." |
| "Well ... if you'd brought your bed, I'd be in it!" |
| "What I really want is a young girl." |
| "At least you know how much it will shrink." |
| "No, if I complain to the cooks they'll spit in my food." |
| "It must be summer - the Knights are getting shorter." |